i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass