Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.