well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.