ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.