noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.