woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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