Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.