She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?