2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
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my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.