i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me