It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say