I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.