i just google imaged poop.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.