Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship