The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.