he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
this just has baby written all over it
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days