She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero