I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it