I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much