The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?