The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Oh god it's open bar.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
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she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...