I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Oh god it's open bar.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.