that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name