Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
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do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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