I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.