Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
I used to kick so much ass
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
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your parents love me but you hate me
is your mom at the bar?
1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?