ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.