It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.