There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014