i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you