Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.