just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night