oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.