Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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