He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck