i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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