There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.