Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I was the one passing out cake at the bars