Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
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carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
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Where is the hickey?
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.