I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight