oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins