I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid