just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon