He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.