Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Your tits are I can't wait for
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf