I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Your tits are I can't wait for
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf