Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
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fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Your tits are I can't wait for
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf