So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.