Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.