i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?