I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Don't make out with my wife yet
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I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
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