the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.