Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...