He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night