What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..