There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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