dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.