I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.