Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned