No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?